One liners to get you laughing today…

42nd Emmy Awards - Sept. 1990

42nd Emmy Awards – Sept. 1990 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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    One liners to get you laughing today…
    No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
    The maths teacher confiscated a rubber band slingshot in her class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
    Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy woman who are interested in them? Try a bookstore under fiction.
    I used to work with two guys named Alan Beatty and Neville Buist. The pair made a great “Beatty and the Buist”.
    Scientists say they have found the missing link – a little monkey. It lived on mostly twigs and berries, which makes it a direct ancestor of today’s supermodel.
    The anti-aging ad I’d like to see is a baby covered in cream saying,”Oh, I’ve used too much!”
    I keep my office cold. Just because my dreams have died, that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be well preserved.
    “A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
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