You will probably understand this only if you are over 50 years old…

Nintendo

Cover of Nintendo

Don Raye

Cover of Don Raye

Pinewood derby car wax paper wheel shim.

Pinewood derby car wax paper wheel shim. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

King of the Hill

King of the Hill (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Subject: FW: You will understand this only if you are over 50

 I know you will have no trouble with this … unless your memory is on the blink!

(Under the age of 50? You probably won’t understand this.)

My mum used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can’t remember getting e. coli, or anything else for that matter.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake or at the beach instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

We all took PE ….. and risked permanent injury with a pair of Dunlop sandshoes instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors that cost as much as a small car. I can’t recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

We got the cane for doing something wrong at school, they used to call it discipline yet we all grew up to accept the rules and to honour & respect those older than us.

We had 40+ kids in our class and we all learned to read and write, do maths and spell almost all the words needed to write a grammatically correct letter……., FUNNY THAT!!

We all said prayers in school and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can’t recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations. We weren’t!!

Oh yeah … and where was the antibiotics and sterilisation kit when I got that bee sting?  I could have been killed!

We played “King of the Hill” on piles of gravel left on vacant building sites and when we got hurt, mum pulled out the 2/6p bottle of iodine and then we got our backside spanked for being so stupid.

Now it’s a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10 day dose of antibiotics and then mum calls the lawyer to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family.

How could we possibly have known that?

We never needed to get into group therapy and/or anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped by so many society ills that we didn’t even notice that the entire country wasn’t taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA.

AND TO ALL WHO DIDN’T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED.

I WOULDN’T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!

Pass this to your friends, and remember that life’s most simple pleasures are very often the best.

AAAAh, those really WERE the days!!!!

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