The Navy Captain and the approaching pirates…

English: The Pirate ship at the kid's adventur...

English: The Pirate ship at the kid’s adventure playground, St Kilda, South Australia. In the background are the mudflats of Barker Inlet. Français : Le “bateau pirate” dans un jardin d’enfants à Adélaïde, en Australie-Méridionale. En arrière plan, la grève de Barker Inlet. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

English: Flag of pirate Edward England Polski:...

English: Flag of pirate Edward England Polski: Flaga pirata Edwarda England Deutsch: Flagge des Piraten Edward England (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

English: Flag of pirate Edward England Polski: Flaga pirata Edwarda England Deutsch: Flagge des Piraten Edward England (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”
The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”
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